this is the most intense butt wiggle I have ever seen.
the butt wiggle is so strong that the cat actually begins to float.
1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.
10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.
50-99 followers = Tumblr User
100-349 followers = Blogger
350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.
501-799 followers = Tumblr Expert.
800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.
5000+ followers =Tumblr famous.
These are the legit numbers.
Wait - more than 5k makes you famous? How come no one knows who the fuck I am then?
This can’t be right… Really?
This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share
It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.
It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.
reblogging because this is seriously amazing.
What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?
Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.
My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.
i cant fucking stop laughing….
If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
Another vegetarian in support.
I was amazed at how much cutting back on caffeine impacted my mood.
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter